Texts From Dad

Tuesday, February 7, 2012


Hey there princess!

My dad is a crazy-smart chemical engineer who runs his own company. This sometimes makes him a tad socially awkward, but still just as cute. Here are some of the texts that he sends to me on a daily basis.



DAD: Werner Heisenberg and Rene Descartes are sitting in a bar. The bartender asks if they would like another round. Descartes says “I think not,” and he immediately vanishes.
 The bartender turns to Heisenberg and says “Did you see that?”
 Heisenberg replies “I can’t be certain.”
 Love dad



The day my fish, Melville, died.

DAD: I shall miss Melville. He was a good fish. Thoughtful, reserved, and temperate in demeanor. Love dad



ME: I love you.
DAD: Love you more
ME: Tie for first?
DAD: A tie is most honorable. And so it shall be.



DAD: Hope you had a happy day. Here is a Chemistry joke:
 An Atom walks into a bar…
 Atom: I was in here earlier and I lost one of my electrons.
 Bartender: Are you sure?
 Atom: I’m positive.
 Love dad


He's a goofball, but I think we'll keep him! Don't forget to follow on twitter @heythrprincess and like on facebook! Have a magical day!

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