Hey there princess!
My dad is a crazy-smart chemical engineer who runs his own
company. This sometimes makes him a tad socially awkward, but still just as
cute. Here are some of the texts that he sends to me on a daily basis.
DAD: Werner Heisenberg and Rene Descartes are sitting in a
bar. The bartender asks if they would like another round. Descartes says “I
think not,” and he immediately vanishes.
The day my fish, Melville, died.
DAD: I shall miss Melville. He was a good fish. Thoughtful,
reserved, and temperate in demeanor. Love dad
ME: I love you.
DAD: Love you more
ME: Tie for first?
DAD: A tie is most honorable. And so it shall be.
DAD: Hope you had a happy day. Here is a Chemistry joke:
He's a goofball, but I think we'll keep him! Don't forget to follow on twitter @heythrprincess and like on facebook! Have a magical day!